- Chapter 14 -
North Dakota
A Great State to Visit
How many people can answer "North Dakota!" when asked where they went for their vacation, especially in the middle of the winter?
Not too many people because, well, it can get kinda cool in the winter time here in the Dakota of the North.
Don't believe me, ask any resident, they'll tell you.
"Freeze your nuts off!"
"What can you do in North Dakota?"
Glad you asked random stranger fellow!
You can gamble!
"Oh boy!!! Sweet!!"
Yes, table games and slots will make you drool and go, "Vegas? Who needs that!!"
Go check out the official "Gambling your kids' college funds away in North Dakota!"
When someone asks you, "What the fuck are you going to do in North Dakota?" you can tell them, "Watch my penis freeze off!!"
There's more to do than gamble, you can go get drunk in Fargo and fall down and start all over again the next day!
"Oh boy!! A true western adventure!!"
Exactly!!
There's also art to see!
"Really?"
Yep! Art Fullton will tell you tales about the time he made 8 touchdowns in one game against the Minnesota Penny Loafers.
"Sounds neat! Where do I sign up?"
Need a place to stay?
"Do I!"
We recommend South Dakota.
"Huh?"
It's a joke!! Lots of places to stay in North Dakota, like Ramada Inn or Hotel NoTell.
Use to be able to stay in motel in Steele, North Dakota but sadly the Lone Steer was burned down in 2012
"Bastards!!"
But click here for more places!!
"North Dakota sounds awesome!! Can I bring my kids?"
Hell yea!! And your grandmother too!!!
